Mad Scientist always buys lunch.  So, I always put my trash on his tray for him to take up.  This is what happened yesterday ...

me: *puts trash on his tray*
Mad Scientist: *looks sadly at trash* I'm a tool, aren't I.
me: Yup!
Mad Scientist: No, I'm not!  I'm a weapon!  They can go off in your hand!
me: .....
Mad Scientist: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!
me: * ( Read more... )